Ending the Buffy episode

The monster suddenly appears. Buffy fights off the monster. Jonathan sees this as an opportunity to escape. He dashes out to the entrance of the cave. Meanwhile, with her extraordinary slayer powers, Buffy manages to German Suflex the big, limpy creature. While falling into the depths of the pit, the monster cries out: “Curse thy endeavor to clout in an un-Hiltonesque manner of succumbing to your frigid urge to annihilate the mistakenly disfigured corporeal sentiNELLL!!!” in perfect Salgadian English.

“He could talk!” Buffy exclaims, “Such eloquence!”

Everything goes back to normal. Jonathan’s augmentation spell is finally broken.

Outside, Jonathan runs into the gang. He is unaware that they had already gone back to their original states of mind.

“Where’s Buffy?” Xander demands.

“I don’t know,” Jonathan answers back.

“There she is!” Willow points near the entrance of the cave, “She looks fine to me.”

“Okay, you little twit!” Anya starts, “You think you could just get away trying to brainwash everybody? We know what you have done!” The former demon-enchantress points a finger at Jonathan and says, “Dormio penetranter!”

At that instant, Jonathan falls to the ground, cursed asleep.

Xander is so impressed he takes Anya home and makes out with her. This time, the whole neighborhood is witness to Anya’s moaning of “Xander… Xa-aander…”

At the end of the same year, the geek god Jonathan wins a Nobel Prize for his discovery of a cure for narcolepsy and makes the cover of Time Man of the Year.

Fin.